Fullmetal Alchemist (TV Series)

Fullmetal vs. Flame (2003)

Kevin Connolly: Kain Fuery

Quotes 

• Roy Mustang : Dog huh?

  [serious face] 

  Roy Mustang : ... I LOVE DOGS!

  Master Sergeant Kain Feury : Really ya' mean it?

  [eyes sparkle] 

  Roy Mustang : But of course! Dogs embody loyalty they follow their masters commands above all else!Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck!Trust me Fuery they're the great servants of man! Loyal canine how we salute Thee!

• Lieutenant Lisa Hawkeye : Well, if you've got no other candidates, I guess I can handle him, Kain.

  Kain Feury : Really? That's awesome!

  [puppy jumps from Kain's arms, runs over to wall, and piddles on it] 

  Kain Feury : Sorry. Guess he's just relieved to have an owner.

  [Lieutenant Hawkeye fires her pistol into the wall near the puppy] 

  Lieutenant Lisa Hawkeye : Now you won't be doing that again, will you, pup? See, you've got a strict mommy now. The bathroom's out here. Got it, Black Hayate?

  Kain Feury : [crying]  What's wrong with all you people?