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Quotes
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Festus : [changing clothes and hears a knock at the door] What do you want?
Abelia : [opens door and enters room] I forgot my nightgown.
Festus : [jumps in bed and pulls cover up] Well, you could have at least gave me a chance to get decent!
Abelia : Oh hush. I've seen a man standing in his long johns before.
Festus : I don't give a hoot if you saw a naked jay-bird. A she-male ain't got no business a-busting into a room that's done occupied by the feller of the opposite sex.
Abelia : I knocked.
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Festus : Golly gum beat a polecat in a bear hollow.
