Jason (ALAN THICKE) and Maggie (JOANNA KERNS) are displeased after being labeled unacceptable parents by prim P.T.A. member June Hinckley (ANNETTE FUNICELLO).
Did You Know?
[the Seavers show up for the school dance even though Principal Hinkley has forbidden them to chaperone
Just because you're here doesn't mean you're chaperones!
Maggie Malone Seaver
[same sing-song voice
Just because you're here doesn't mean you're here!