- Sean Finnerty: Dad, will you look around you? The power's out.
- Walt Finnerty: Oh, yeah. My son: Sean "If it's not a red envelope, I'm not paying it" Finnerty.
- Sean Finnerty: [to O'Keefe] I'm sure the power's gonna be on pretty soon.
- Dan O'Keefe: I hope so. The ham's getting cold and the beer's getting warm.
- Sean Finnerty: Well, why don't you try wrapping the ham around your beer?
- Dan O'Keefe: That might work.
- Hugh: [to Jimmy] Kid, do you know anything about football?
- Jimmy Finnerty: I know that it's played by a bunch of muscleheads who can't even count their toes.
- Dan O'Keefe: Hey! I used to play football!
- Henry Finnerty: Oh. Well, go ahead and take off your shoes and we'll give you a hand.
- Claudia Finnerty: [to Sean] Babe, come on. We're different people now. We don't hang out behind the White Castle anymore.
- Sean Finnerty: I know that.
- Claudia Finnerty: So, why do you need to hang on to the pot all these years?
- Sean Finnerty: I don't know. I mean, why do you hang on to your bridesmaid dresses? You're never gonna wear them.
- Claudia Finnerty: They're expensive.
- Sean Finnerty: So is pot!
- Claudia Finnerty: Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are gonna find them.
- Sean Finnerty: Aren't you forgetting something?
- Henry Finnerty: [Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed, wearing a dress] I'm a lady!
- [blows a kiss]
- Sean Finnerty: [to Lily] If you ever think about using drugs, remember this: your father loves you very much, he's crazy and he owns a circular saw.
- Dan O'Keefe: Hey! Finnerty! Got any batteries I can borrow?
- Sean Finnerty: Come on, O'Keefe. We've got a blackout over here, too.
- Dan O'Keefe: But I got a house full of guests! We're having a Super Bowl party! I would have invited you, but I didn't.