- Eddie Finnerty: You know what would make her really happy? A police scanner!
- Sean Finnerty: Why would a pregnant woman want a police scanner?
- Eddie Finnerty: I don't know. I've got three of them in the trunk of my car. They're not moving.
- Steve: Can I guess your age?
- Claudia Finnerty: That's a dangerous game!
- Steve: 23.
- Claudia Finnerty: Which you just won!
- Eddie Finnerty: Claudia, how's that baby my brother put inside you?