The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)

The Bad News Ghouls/House of No Tomorrow (2005)

Richard Steven Horvitz: Billy

Quotes 

• Master Control : [monitor activates]  I am Master Control, computer of the future.

  Billy : Aaahh!

  [jumps on Grim's arms] 

  Grim : That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.

  Master Control : I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure, I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.

  Grim : Wait, how can you know *everything*?

  Master Control : I just do, so there.

  Grim : If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?

  Master Control : Life has no meaning, only machine intelligence is truly important on a cosmic scale.

  Grim : Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.

  Billy : Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?

  Master Control : Blue.

  Billy : What's the best kind of bean?

  Master Control : Pinto.

  Billy : Why is the sky blue?

  Master Control : Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.

  Billy : Why do I ask so many questions?

  Master Control : Because you're stupid!

  Billy : What's the color of my underwear?

  Master Control : White...

  [raises an eyebrow] 

  Master Control : ...with pink frilly lace.

  Billy : [checks in his pants]  Wow. It really does know everything.