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Billy: You know what Pinocchiochiochiochiochio, you are funny.

Pinocchio: Funny? Why, there's nothing funny about being made of wood.

Billy: What's that you say?

Pinocchio: I sure wish I was a real boy, like you!

Billy: [nervous] Uh... yeah.

[awkward pause]

Billy: Well, I gotta go!

[Billy tries to leave, but Pinocchio cuts him off]

Pinocchio: Yeah, and the only way for me to become a real boy is to devour the flesh of a real boy. Can I please eat your flesh?

[Billy screams and runs off in terror]

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Billy: [about the eye doctor] He's going to steal my soul!

Grim: Well, if he doesn't, I get second dibs.

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