Creepy Neighbor: It made horrible mistake number one: it... bought... the house!
Creepy Neighbor: It was not always like this... broken... hearted... wretched - is that pepperoni?
Mandy: So, we were thinking of setting you free.
Billy: Yeah. All you gotta do is say you're a little girl.
Grim: I'm... a little girl.
Mandy: I'm not sure I bought it.
Billy: Yeah! Are you a *pretty* girl?
Grim: [speaking in an ecstatic, high-pitched, feminine voice] I'm very pretty! Look at me! I'm *queen* pretty! Aren't boys just so dreamy? I can talk on the phone for hours about nothing!
Grim: Let's brush my hair! And paint my toes!
Mandy: You can stop. We were only kidding.
Grim: Oh, it's fun to accessorize! Let's all ride some magical pink ponies! I'll name mine Sparkles Fantastic!
Old Crazy Man: ["welcoming" Gen. Skarr to the neighborhood; shouting] CURSED! CURSED! Woe to all who live in that house, for they shall only know PAIN! *PAIN*!
[He then speaks calmly]
Old Crazy Man: Oh, and welcome to the neighborhood. Here's some nice gelatin the wife made. It's got bits of fruit and stuff.
[He hands it to Skarr; followed by an awkward pause]
Old Crazy Man: Okay, well, bye.
[the old man leaves and shouts offscreen]
Old Crazy Man: CURSED!
Billy's Dad: Billy, I've never told you this and I probably never will again... but I love you, son.
[Billy has learned of Skarr's past]
Billy: That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas.
[he passes gas]
Billy: But don't you ever miss your old job?
Gen. Skarr: [fondly] Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might?
[he gradually raises his voice and sounds and looks more maniacal]
Gen. Skarr: Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!
[he gasps for breath before suddenly calming down]
Gen. Skarr: Not at all. Don't miss it.