While Oliver tries to recall how long he's been married to Lisa, she flashes back to last year's anniversary which landed them both in jail. The trouble began when a panicked Oliver found corn bores in his terrace garden. His mother, refusing to keep party guests waiting at the Waldorf while Oliver plays farmer, started tossing his "crop" off the balcony. Pots crashing onto the street below did not please the NYC cops. Back in Hooterville, Oliver's crop wheat crop is threatened by sawflies. His surly call to the Agriculture Department demanding help wrecks yet another anniversary celebration. Written by
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As an anniversary gift, Mr. Haney gives Oliver and Lisa a South American rubber plant. However, the "genuine Grecian urn" to put it in costs them $3.95. See more
Oliver Wendell Douglas
[to doctor Favor
I'm sorry I ever let you deliver me to my mother!