- Mr. Haney: [to Lisa, upon arriving in court] Doggone, you look as purdy as a 350-dollar judgement against your husband.
- Oliver Douglas: Your honor, the plaintiff claims that it was because of Chief Thundercloud's rain dance that it rained. I claim that it was the act of washing the car that caused it to rain. Everybody knows, that the minute you wash your car, it's rains!
- Diller Fangworth: Eh, Mr. Kimball. You are a County Agent?
- Hank Kimball: I do.
- Diller Fangworth: That ain't a proper answer.
- Hank Kimball: Well don't tell me, tell the judge. He told me to say 'I do' and I did. That is, I did, I do.