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"Green Acres" The Deputy (TV Episode 1966) Poster

(TV Series)

(1966)

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Oliver Douglas: Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. The community has to have law and order!

Newt Kiley: Eh... this gonna be a long speech, Mr. Douglas?

Oliver Douglas: Eh, well I, no, I...

Fred Ziffel: Better sit down, Newt. It usually is.

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Lisa Douglas: [Lisa and Oliver are trying to get out of their car while handcuffed together] Well, when a husband stops opening doors the honeymoon is over.

Oliver Douglas: Lisa!

Lisa Douglas: I'm going to throw away my black nightgown...

Oliver Douglas: Oh, oh, oh!

[Oliver manages to open the door with one hand after all]

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Lisa Douglas: Henriëtta, did your husband ever got you into a mess like this?

[Henrëtta the pigeon quietly coos]

Lisa Douglas: You see?

Oliver Douglas: Look, I don't care about her husband!

Lisa Douglas: That's a nice way to talk. Do you know where her husband is? In the army, carrying messages.

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