Oliver Douglas: Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. The community has to have law and order!
Newt Kiley: Eh... this gonna be a long speech, Mr. Douglas?
Oliver Douglas: Eh, well I, no, I...
Fred Ziffel: Better sit down, Newt. It usually is.
Lisa Douglas: [Lisa and Oliver are trying to get out of their car while handcuffed together] Well, when a husband stops opening doors the honeymoon is over.
Oliver Douglas: Lisa!
Lisa Douglas: I'm going to throw away my black nightgown...
Oliver Douglas: Oh, oh, oh!
[Oliver manages to open the door with one hand after all]
Lisa Douglas: Henriëtta, did your husband ever got you into a mess like this?
[Henrëtta the pigeon quietly coos]
Lisa Douglas: You see?
Oliver Douglas: Look, I don't care about her husband!
Lisa Douglas: That's a nice way to talk. Do you know where her husband is? In the army, carrying messages.