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"Green Acres" The Best Laid Plans (TV Episode 1965) Poster

(TV Series)

(1965)

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Eb Dawson: [Oliver's first day actually farming] Okay, what do ya want to plant?

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Look, you don't just go out in the fields and scatter around a hand full of seeds. You gotta plan what you're gonna plant.

Eb Dawson: Mr. Haney never did.

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Yes, and did Mr. Haney ever make any money on this farm?

Eb Dawson: Not until you came along and bought it.

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Lisa Douglas: [in New York City] I just came back to ship our furniture to Green Acres.

Mother Eunice Douglas: Green Acres? You mean Yuck Manor.

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Lisa Douglas: [Mother is appalled to learn Lisa has taken up cooking] I am sure there must be other women who cook for their husbands.

Lisa Douglas: [shaking her head] Nobody I know.

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Mr. Haney: [to Eleanor the cow] You know what to do, Eleanor, when you see Mr. Douglas, be sure you look sad. Try to cry a little.

[Eleanor moos]

Mr. Haney: Sadder!

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