Eb Dawson: [Oliver's first day actually farming] Okay, what do ya want to plant?
Oliver Wendell Douglas: Look, you don't just go out in the fields and scatter around a hand full of seeds. You gotta plan what you're gonna plant.
Eb Dawson: Mr. Haney never did.
Oliver Wendell Douglas: Yes, and did Mr. Haney ever make any money on this farm?
Eb Dawson: Not until you came along and bought it.
Lisa Douglas: [in New York City] I just came back to ship our furniture to Green Acres.
Mother Eunice Douglas: Green Acres? You mean Yuck Manor.
Lisa Douglas: [Mother is appalled to learn Lisa has taken up cooking] I am sure there must be other women who cook for their husbands.
Lisa Douglas: [shaking her head] Nobody I know.