Oliver's old friend, reporter Mort Warner, comes to Hooterville to relax and soothe his rattled nerves. He's ready to flee in less than one day. Mort is frightened by Lisa's syrupy coffee, hosed down with oil by Oliver's rickety tractor, and has his bed invaded by a TV-watching pig. Fred Ziffel peers at him naked in the outdoor shower, Mr. Haney gouges him with his phony Auto Club, the sheriff arrests him for stealing the Douglas' car, and quail-hunting Hank Kimball fills his behind with buckshot. Written by
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When Arnold comes into the bedroom and the sliding closet door opens and falls as it always does it hits and lands next to the bag on the floor and his shoes are neatly together on the left side of the bag. Then Arnold switches on the TV and when the guy tells him "shoo" Arnold goes and picks up a shoe however their position has changed and also the door that had been lying on the floor right next to the bag is now a little ways back away from it. See more
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