Oliver and Lisa babysit spoiled pig Arnold while his "parents" are on their second honeymoon at Niagra Falls. While they're away, Arnold receives a draft notice ordering him to report for his physical. Despite all of Oliver's protests, neither the board nor the FBI wants to believe that their draftee is livestock. Written by
Jay Phelps <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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To Oliver's irritation, the headline story in the "Hooterville World Guardian" refers to him as the "famous pig lawyer." See more
Shadow of boom-mike swinging back and forth seen on hotel room curtain when Mr. Ziffel starts to pack his suitcase. See more
I think Ralph was a little sad because they wouldn't take her in the army.
Oliver Wendell Douglas
She's still got the navy and the marines, good night.