Oliver and Lisa babysit spoiled pig Arnold while his "parents" are on their second honeymoon at Niagra Falls. While they're away, Arnold receives a draft notice ordering him to report for his physical. Despite all of Oliver's protests, neither the board nor the FBI wants to believe that their draftee is livestock. Written by
Jay Phelps <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The title is based on the song "I Didn't Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier" by Al Bryan and Al Piantadosi, one of the few anti-war songs from World War I. See more
Shadow of boom-mike swinging back and forth seen on hotel room curtain when Mr. Ziffel starts to pack his suitcase. See more
Oliver Wendell Douglas
Look, is there anybody here in authority?
You kidding, Mac?
[points at the rank on his sleeve