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Eustace Charleton Haney: Mr. Douglas, I put my heart and soul into that house.

Oliver Wendell Douglas: You should have used lumber.

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Eb Dawson: Well if you won't lend me the car, would you lend me the front seat?

Oliver Wendell Douglas: What do you want the front seat for?

Eb Dawson: It'll look a lot better than standing at the drive-in all through the movie.

Oliver Wendell Douglas: You can't have the car or the front seat.

Eb Dawson: How 'bout the horn? So as we can toot during intermission.

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Oliver Wendell Douglas: Well, hello, Mr. Haney.

Eustace Charleton Haney: That'll be 12 dollars.

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Just for saying hello?

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Oliver Wendell Douglas: [about the Monroe brothers] You really think they're good, huh?

Sam Drucker: Did you see what they did for Fred Ziffel?

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Yes.

[rolls eyes]

Sam Drucker: Oh, that door o' his really swings now.

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