After Lisa delivers an ultimatum, Oliver hires incompetent carpenters Alf and Ralph Monroe to enlarge their tiny bedroom. The Monroes have just begun moving the walls when the building inspector, the father of Eb's girlfriend, "dis-approves" the project and condemns the whole house. Oliver is left with an open-air bedroom without a roof. Written by
Jay Phelps <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The building inspector is Mr. Haney's cousin Buford Wilkins and is also played by Pat Buttram. He's the father of Eb's girlfriend, Ophelia. See more
When Oliver first picks up the phone, the wires go over the cable. Immediately after the wires are under the cable. See more
Eustace Charleton Haney
Mr. Douglas, I put my heart and soul into that house.
Oliver Wendell Douglas
You should have used lumber.