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"Green Acres" Happy Birthday (TV Episode 1970) Poster

(TV Series)

(1970)

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Eustace Charleton Haney: [pitching ideal gifts for Arnold] How about this mink-lined electric snout warmer, for the pig that has everything. Now, this can be plugged into a set of batteries that Arnold can wear strapped to underside of his stomach. If you're worried about it showing...

Oliver Wendell Douglas: I'm not!

Eustace Charleton Haney: It can be covered with this matching mink car coat.

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Eustace Charleton Haney: [reading card he's selling for Arnold's birthday] "Happy birthday 'o pig oh mine - "

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Oh pig 'o mine?

Eustace Charleton Haney: "Hope this finds you well and fine. The joys you brought me all through life...

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the poem!

Eustace Charleton Haney: Oh. That Henry Wadsworth Longfellow wrote some great stuff.

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Oliver Wendell Douglas: I don't wanna do anything on my birthday. No parties. Nothing. Just let the day pass quietly without any fuss. Well, maybe after dinner we can pop open a bottle of champagne.

Lisa Douglas: How about a birthday cake?

Oliver Wendell Douglas: Hmmm. A birthday cake's fine.

Lisa Douglas: How many girls do want to come out of it?

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Sam Drucker: [complaining about inflation] The whole thing's gettin' out of hand. It's a good thing Coolidge didn't choose to run again, 'cause I wouldn't have voted for him.

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