Sam Drucker stocks hardly any "cosmeteticals" in his store, so Lisa offers to put together a display for his business. When 395 cartons of Lady Love cosmetics are delivered, she forces Drucker out onto his front porch and turns the who building into a "beauty saloon." Oliver tells her she must move her business somewhere else, so she sets up shop in their living room, tossing all of their furniture into the front yard. Written by
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"Haney's Cosmetetical Supply" carries Madame Yvette's Face Rejuvenating Cream with a secret ingredient: hamster milk. To demonstrate how well the product works, he presents Abagail Haney, his 93-year-old "great-great-grandmother." (The blonde bombshell who emerges from the back of his truck is perhaps 21-years-old.) See more
[plans to order her cosmetics from the Lady Love company
I think they make very good cosmeteticals.
Eustace Charleton Haney
[pitching his brand
Not according to an independent survey made in a small Midwestern town where half of the women were given Lady Love hand creme to use on their hands and the other half were given my hand creme. And would you believe, in my group there was not a single cavity?
Oliver Wendell Douglas
What has that got to do with...