The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

It's All Downhill from Here (1982)

Sandra Kerns: Samantha Brice

Quotes 

• Samantha Brice : Ralph! Those look like sealskin boots. That's endangered species, Ralph.

  Ralph Hinkley : Sam, this are not real sealskin. Endangered Naugahyde maybe, but, uh, that's about it.

• Bill Maxwell : I see you finally sprung for those sealskin booties you wanted, Ralph.

  Ralph Hinkley : Uh, they're not real sealskin, Bill. They're fake. Samantha, really. These are recycled fur.

  Bill Maxwell : Go great with the Jaguar anyhow.

  Samantha Brice : Jaguar? Ralph, you're not gonna get a jaguar coat, are you?

  Bill Maxwell : Uh, no, you don't wear it, honey. You drive it. It's a little red job, pass anything except a gas station.

  Ralph Hinkley : What? I love the color red.

  Bill Maxwell : It's your best color, Ralph.

• Bill Maxwell : Is that coffee that I smell? A cup of crank would really bring me back to life.

  Samantha Brice : Tea. I don't have coffee. It reverses spiritual polarization.

  Bill Maxwell : Oh, well, we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?