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Ron: I reckon this is the worst party since Charles' and Di's tenth wedding anniversary. I mean where is everyone? Where are the faces?

Gary: In the kitchen, of course.

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[last lines]

Gary: The landlord tripped and he fell down an open trapdoor into his cellar. He banged his head. He stopped breathing.

Yvonne: Oh, and I suppose you gave him the kiss of life.

Gary: Yeah! I did. Me. Gary Sparrow, television repairman. Back there, I fought for a man's life, and I won.

Yvonne: Gary, are you winding me up?

Gary: Can't visualize me as a hero, can you?

Yvonne: Frankly, no. And get those dirty overalls off the duvet cover.

[pause]

Yvonne: Gary, I don't mind if you want to go out for a drink with your mates after work. You don't have to lie to me; I'm not your mother. Goodnight, Gary.

Gary: Goodnight, Sweetheart.

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