Within minutes of opening their own business, the Goodies are hired by the commander of the beef eaters to investigate the bizarre theft of all the Tower of London's beef. Soon realizing that the perpetrator is weakening the beef eaters so they can steal the crown jewels, the Goodies volunteer to protect the treasures and soon find themselves embroiled in a conspiracy that goes higher than they could have ever imagined. Written by
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The Black Rod is chiefly concerned with ceremonial duties at meetings of the house of lords and the order of the garter, and is not a personal courier of the Queen's. See more
[the old lady who lives in the floor below the Goodies takes messages for them. She walks in to their office, hands Bill a note, and then walks out without saying a word
Can't she speak?
She can't even write!
[Reading from the note