The Goodies (TV Series)

The Greenies (1970)

Richard Caldicot: The Brigadier

Quotes 

• Vicar : Just a moment... You've been here before! Quite some time ago, I believe.

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : Yes, I was only four at the time.

  Vicar : I thought your face looked familiar! You haven't changed a bit.

• [the vicar is describing the strange goings-on that have driven everyone else out of town] 

  Vicar : ...and then one night we heard strange sounds coming from Penrudden hill, and the next morning old Jed Tredinnick climbed up there to investigate. Gentlemen, he returned a mindless raving idiot!

  Tim Brooke-Taylor : I remember old Jed Tredinnick... He always was a mindless raving idiot!

  Vicar : True. But the people of Penrudden cove are a superstitious lot.

• [the vicar is threatening the Goodies with a shotgun] 

  Vicar : If I've got to go, I've got to go. But I'm taking one of you with me!

  Bill Oddie , Tim Brooke-Taylor , Graeme Garden : [All pointing at each other]  TAKE HIM!