Tim Brooke-Taylor: The British people demand to see this painting in the national gallery!
Minister for the Arts: Oh don't be screwy! There hasn't been a British person in the national gallery for years!
[Tim is on his high horse, passionately trying to stop a painting by Vilasquith from being bought by foreigners]
Tim Brooke-Taylor: We owe it to our country to keep this painting here, as proud Englishmen!
Bill Oddie: [Backing him up] Englishmen!
Tim Brooke-Taylor: And Vilasquith was a proud Englishman!
Bill Oddie: [Under his breath] He was Spanish.
Tim Brooke-Taylor: [Under his breath] Never mind!