- Sgt. Vince Carter: I don't get it Pyle, how come you can knock that Phillips flat yet you can't handle that little Lombardi guy?
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: Well sir, you see the big feller needed a lesson, the little feller didn't
- Pvt. Gomer Pyle: [while raking] See-saw Majorie Dawl, Jack shall have a new Master. He shall make but a penny a day, because he can't work any faster