[looking forward to her date with Bobby Lee
I have a feeling he's going to ask me a 'special question' tonight.
Oh, yeah? I assumed you were goin' out with him because it's your birthday tomorrow.
Oh, wait, so that's why Rebecca's comin' in.
Yeah, that's right. Daughters just love to come watch their mothers get older.
[patronizing to the hilt
Oh, honey, I'm sure she's coming to watch you get fatter, too.