Rose Nylund: [Rose is mopping the kitchen floor as Sophia comes in from the dining room] Sophia, wet floor.
Sophia Petrillo: I can't do that on command. I have to be scared first.
Rose Nylund: [next, Chuy comes downstairs into the kitchen] Uh, Chuy, wet floor.
Chuy Castillos: What, somebody scare Sophia?
Rose Nylund: Well, don't you look nice.
Chuy Castillos: It's taken two years, but as of today I will have lost 140 pounds of ugly fat.
Rose Nylund: You used to be heavy?
Chuy Castillos: No, married.
Roland Wilson: [after a drunken night out celebrating his divorce, Chuy shows up with a new wife] Chuy, this is crazy, man. You two don't know anything about one another.
Beverly: That's not true. Chuy and I spent a lot of time talking last night. We told each other our life story. Even though we just met, I know everything there is to know about him.
Sophia Petrillo: [entering the lobby] Chuy Castillos, where have you been?
Beverly: Our last name is Castillos?