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Rose Nylund: [Rose is mopping the kitchen floor as Sophia comes in from the dining room] Sophia, wet floor.

Sophia Petrillo: I can't do that on command. I have to be scared first.

Rose Nylund: [next, Chuy comes downstairs into the kitchen] Uh, Chuy, wet floor.

Chuy Castillos: What, somebody scare Sophia?

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Rose Nylund: Well, don't you look nice.

Chuy Castillos: It's taken two years, but as of today I will have lost 140 pounds of ugly fat.

Rose Nylund: You used to be heavy?

Chuy Castillos: No, married.

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Roland Wilson: [after a drunken night out celebrating his divorce, Chuy shows up with a new wife] Chuy, this is crazy, man. You two don't know anything about one another.

Beverly: That's not true. Chuy and I spent a lot of time talking last night. We told each other our life story. Even though we just met, I know everything there is to know about him.

Sophia Petrillo: [entering the lobby] Chuy Castillos, where have you been?

Beverly: Our last name is Castillos?

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