The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy (1990)
Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo
Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Now listen, you withered old Sicilian monkey!
Sophia Petrillo : I don't have to take this. Keep it up and I'll send you to Shady Pines!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : That's where I take you.
Sophia Petrillo : Ouch. Guess I backed into that one.
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Blanche Devereaux : [after learning her father, Big Daddy, had an affair with her Mammy] This changes everything I ever thought about Big Daddy. I always assumed that he and Mama had a wonderful sex life. I walked in on 'em once when I was a little girl. There was all this huffin' and puffin' and high-pitched sounds, and then suddenly Big Daddy shouted out, "GLORY!", and they both lit up cigarettes. I vowed, then and there, I would *never* do anything so repulsive.
Rose Nylund : So what happened?
Blanche Devereaux : Oh, Bobby Joe Porter explained to me that the cigarette part was optional.
Sophia Petrillo : Remember that one time you walked in on me, Dorothy?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh, yeah. I still remember what you said: "Mommy's sick, get help."
Rose Nylund : I would have *died* if I had ever caught my parents having sex.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : What, you never walked in on them?
Rose Nylund : Once, but they were only playing leapfrog.
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Sophia Petrillo : Hi pussycat!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [furious] Say goodbye, old woman.
Sophia Petrillo : Have a good time?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Do I sound like I had a good time?
Sophia Petrillo : How the hell should I know? You're always like this.