The girls Valentine's Day dates all stand them up, so they sit around, eat cheesecake, and look back at memorable Valentine's Days past.



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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Dorothy Zbornak (as Beatrice Arthur)
Pat McCormick ...
Tom Isbell ...
Young Man
Maitre d'
Michael Blue ...
Peter Elbling ...
Desk Clerk
Michael J. London ...
Joe Faust ...
John Rice ...
John Harnagel ...
Julian Deyer ...


The girls Valentine's Day dates all stand them up, so they sit around, eat cheesecake, and look back at memorable Valentine's Days past.

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Comedy | Drama




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11 February 1989 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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During the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre flashback, there is a grille shell from either a 1930 or 1931 Ford Model A hanging on the wall directly in front of their Model T touring sedan. This would be inaccurate, as the massacre occurred in February 1929. See more »


The clerk takes the condoms from the girls in his left hand and picks up the P.A. microphone in his right. It then cuts to a very brief shot of Dorothy then back to the clerk and the microphone is now in his left hand and the condoms have disappeared. See more »


[Blanche, Rose and Dorothy are at a drugstore picking up some last minute supplies before setting out on a Valentine's cruise with their steadies]
Blanche Devereaux: We are giong away on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection.
Rose Nylund: What kinda protection?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Two armed Pinkerton guards! No, Blanche is talking about...
[drawing Rose's attention to items on a nearby shelf]
Rose Nylund: A Nestle's Crunch?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: One over.
Rose Nylund: An enema bag?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: To the right.
Rose Nylund: ...
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Written by Andrew Gold
Sung by Cynthia Fee
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Valentine's Day (#4.15)
28 January 2014 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

It is Valentines Day and girls one y one are being stood up y their dates. So they have some cake and remember previous Valentines days. Sophia how she was around A Valentine's day massacre, how Blanche, Dorothy and Rose ended up in a nudist colony, how Blanche helped out a guy about to propose and how they all wanted to buy condoms for the cruise.

An entertaining episode. I liked the nudist story besides the final joke that was just ageist. It is not like any of the other people in that restaurant were supermodels to look at. Condoms story was funny as well. And I loved Sophia having a date with Julio Iglesias!

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