The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Triple Play (1990)

William Cort: James

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : You're not having company, are you, Blanche? Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. It's a big step meeting a man's family.

  Blanche Devereaux : [Blanche's scheme is to meet men by telling them she's selling a Mercedes she doesn't have]  Don't worry about it, honey, men'll be over, but they'll be in and out all day.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Don't say it, Ma.

  Sophia Petrillo : I have to, Dorothy. At my age, when you don't say it, it can back up on you and come out some other way.

  Blanche Devereaux : [later]  My first appointment's here, right on time. I've been out there watchin' him. He's been lookin' at the car and smilin'. I feel just like a fisherman with a new lure.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You catch 'em, you clean 'em.

  Blanche Devereaux : [James is her first "customer" for the phantom Mercedes, as Blanche goes into action]  You stay right there, and I'll get the keys.

  James : How much mileage has she got on her?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [Sophia looks to Dorothy for a comeback to this tempting line]  Let's just say that she's been around the block.

  James : [Blanche comes back with the keys, and they go outside]  I can't believe anything that beautiful is so cheap.

  Sophia Petrillo : [she covers Sophia's mouth, until Blanche and James are gone]  I'm crampin' up!