- Blanche Devereaux: I have everything I need for the fishing trip: plenty of suntan lotion and a string bikini. I don't want the fish to be the only things nibblin'!
- Sophia Petrillo: Or floppin' around in the boat.
- Sophia Petrillo: Boy, he makes Wallace Beery look like Adolphe Menjou.
- Dorothy Zbornak: Has been a long time since I've taken you to the movies, hasn't it?
- Blanche Devereaux: Your Miles is a pretty exciting guy. I hope you know that.
- Rose Nylund: Oh I know it now. You don't realise how much you care for a man until you see him streaking toward the earth trying to grab a bird.
- Dorothy Zbornak: He must really love you.
- Rose Nylund: I love him too. Boy, am I glad I didn't jump!
- Miles Webber: And, you know, we've been putting off that trip to Zippertown.
- Rose Nylund: Do you think we'll have time after dinner?
- Miles Webber: Well, Zippertown is always open.
- Dorothy Zbornak: I don't like the way you're treating Blanche! Underneath all that makeup and sexy talk, there's a little girl, and for whatever reason, she's letting you take advantage of her. I can't stop her from seeing you, but I'll be damned if I'm going to hurry her up!