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"The Golden Girls" Second Motherhood (TV Episode 1986) Poster

(TV Series)

(1986)

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Plumber: You really need an expert. I can take a toliet apart blindfolded!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Now there's a dying art!

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[Talking about Richard]

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: You mean you would feel the same way if he didn't have a dime to his name?

Blanche Devereaux: Of course... I would just have to other men behind his back.

[Chuckles]

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Richard: Did that champagne kick in, yet?

Blanche Devereaux: No... but if you're ready to make your move... I can pretend it did.

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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Honey, do you know what's behind that, uh, wall that you're banging on?

Rose Nylund: A lateral fusion pipe!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?

Rose Nylund: No.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: My head!

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Sophia Petrillo: Dorothy, you're a genius!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Ma, wait a min- now, what are you talking about?

Sophia Petrillo: I walk into the living room, and there's a toilet in front of the television set. It's an old lady's dream come true!

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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [trying to lift the toilet up with Rose's help] Oh! Ooh! Wait, wait! No. Honey, she won't budge. Oh, Rose, I don't think we're going to be able to move it.

Rose Nylund: Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyramids, now, we can move this toilet.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Fine. Get me twenty-thousand Hebrews, and I'll have it out of here in no time.

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