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"The Golden Girls" Feelings (TV Episode 1990) Poster

(TV Series)

(1990)

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Kevin Kelly: Oh, no. You're not a substitute nurse too, are you?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I'm sorry about your knee. You know, you wouldn't have been blindsided if you'd stayed in the pocket.

Kevin Kelly: You know football?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I know everything. Ah, I see some people have already signed your cast.

Kevin Kelly: Uh, yeah, some of the guys from the team. Are you signing it?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Correcting it. There is no K in victory. Oh yeah, and we'll just change this to 'Ms. Zbornak eats shiitake mushrooms.'

Kevin Kelly: Listen, if you're feeling guilty about not influencing my life, don't. People have been trying to get me to be serious for years.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: We made a deal. You promised me that I could tutor you once football season was over, and it looks like it is.

Kevin Kelly: Yeah, but this isn't exactly fair; I can't move.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Yeah, I know, I know. It'll be like teaching fish in a barrel.

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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I do not enjoy failing anybody, not even this kid, but he's just lazy. In his book report on A Tale of Two Cities he said he liked them both, but he prefers Minneapolis because that is where Prince is from!

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Rose Nylund: When the nitrous oxide wore off, Lou, that's my dentist, said he was checking my heartbeat but I think he was checking out more than that if you get my drift.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Why do you say that, Rose?

Rose Nylund: I don't think wowie-wow-wow-wow is a medical term.

Blanche Devereaux: No! How could he do a thing like that?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Believe me, just because doctors wear white does not mean that they're angels.

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Sophia Petrillo: Dorothy, you threw a priest out of the house, you disgust me.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Ma, you have relatives who've thrown priests out of windows.

Sophia Petrillo: That was business!

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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Blanche is telling us about Freud.

Sophia Petrillo: What're you asking her for? I'm the one who slept with him.

Blanche Devereaux: Sophia this is serious, according to this book, if Rose doesn't confront Dr. Norgin, she could take her hostility out on us.

Sophia Petrillo: Tunnels, he loved to drive through tunnels!

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Sophia Petrillo: Dorothy, you're home from school already!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Ma, do you realize you've said those exact words to me ever since I was in the 3rd grade? That's sweet.

Sophia Petrillo: It's not sweet, 50 years you never stopped off any place? Get a life, Dorothy!

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Rose Nylund: You wouldn't believe how many people think I'm dumb just because I look like this!

Sophia Petrillo: Rose, you underestimate yourself- I know people who think you sound dumb over the phone!

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Sophia Petrillo: I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out of the house.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Ma, you have relatives who threw priests out of windows.

Sophia Petrillo: That was different, that was business!

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