The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Bringing Up Baby (1987)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : Tell me, how long does Rose have to take care of this pig before she gets the money?

  Chester T. Raney : As long as he lives.

  Dorothy : Oh forget it!

  Rose : Well I'd split the money with you girls!

  Dorothy : Forget it!

  Blanche Devereaux : How long does a pig live?

  Chester T. Raney : About 25 years.

  Dorothy : Forget it!

  Blanche Devereaux : How old is this pig?

  Chester T. Raney : 29.

  Dorothy : Welcome, Baby!

• Rose : [about Baby, the pig]  You know in a lot of ways, he reminds me of Jimmy Dean.

  Dorothy : The actor or the sausage?

• Rose : [referring to Baby, the sick, elderly pig she inherited]  He has a mental problem.

  Dorothy : [Incredulously]  Four grown women decide to live with a pig and he's the one with the mental problem?

• Sophia : [seeing Baby, without her glasses]  Oh my God that's the cutest baby I've ever seen.

  Dorothy : Ma! It's a pig!

  Sophia : Hey you were no great looker when I brought you home from the hospital. I loved you anyway!

• Sophia : [describing what happened after she broke her glasses]  It took me six hours to find my way home.

  Dorothy : Ma, if you couldn't see, why didn't you call me to come get you?

  Sophia : I tried to, but every time I put in a dime and dialed, a condom popped out. I got five in my pocket. Here, Dorothy... a lifetime supply.

• Blanche Devereaux : I'm reading this Spock book on baby care and he says it's very important for a young child to have a male role model around during its formative years. Now what are we gonna do?

  Dorothy : We'll all wear Yankee caps and scratch our behinds after every beer.

• Rose : This morning I was all snugly warm under the covers and I opened my eyes and there was Baby, fast asleep at the foot of the bed, like a sweet angel.

  Dorothy : That is sweet. Rose, how long do you think it'll be before the pig is dead?