The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Blanche Delivers (1990)
Leila Kenzle: Tamara
Quotes
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Tamara : [a woman is crying out, giving birth] Sounds like there's a mommy in the making!
Rose Nylund : Sounds like there's a mommy on fire!
Tamara : I'll be right back.
Blanche Devereaux : Oh good, we can sneak out.
Rebecca Devereaux : Mother!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Becky, I have to admit everything is well coordinated here. But honey, wouldn't you be happier in a place where there's less stereo and more...
[another scream]
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : morphine?
Rebecca Devereaux : I'm just looking into alternatives. You know, hospitals have a rigid way of doing things.
[another cry]
Rebecca Devereaux : Why is she screaming?
Sophia Petrillo : She's conscious!
Rebecca Devereaux : [another cry] I just want this to be an experience I'll never forget.
[sudden horrific scream]
Tamara : You're in luck. You're about to see one of our deliveries.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : We don't need the whole tour.
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Tamara : [on a tour of the birthing center] We have a lot of features here to create the right environment for both you and baby. That's why we have music piped into every room.
Rebecca Devereaux : So, uh, Mama, what do you think?
Blanche Devereaux : I think it would cost less to squat in a Laura Ashley showroom.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Look, I hate to be an alarmist, but what if the baby or the mother needs more than Muzak and throw pillows?
Tamara : You're a meat eater, aren't you!