- Blanche: Dorothy, at 2am in the morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller. She walked in on me at the most inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth.
- Rose: You think that's bad? She came into my room when I was reenacting the plank-walking scene from "Peter Pan."
- Dorothy: What the hell goes on in this house at night?
- Sophia Petrillo: Well, now that I'm up, I might as well do some shopping.
- Dorothy: Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gekko!
- Sophia Petrillo: [Dorothy sees Sophia dancing after she's been faking an injury] I wuv you!
- Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate!
- Sophia Petrillo: [to Dorothy] Thank you, Pussycat.
- Nurse DeFarge: Oh, you're Pussycat, too?
- Dorothy: *I* am Pussycat One. *YOU* are Pussycat Two!