[Sophia and Dorothy come home after the Shady Pines mother-daughter beauty pageant
The big news is, we beat Gladys Goldfine, right, Ma?
Ahh, it was a hollow victory. Time has taken its toll on Gladys. She's not the fierce competitor she once was.
Y'know, for the talent section, she was supposed to do a medley from The Fantasticks. She started with "Try to Remember" and... she couldn't.