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Emily Gilmore: It's a panic room.

Rory Gilmore: Like Jodie Foster?

Emily Gilmore: What does Jodie Foster have to do with it?

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Rory Gilmore: [in Richard's study] The drink cart's over there, Grandma. We can grab the gin and vamoose.

Lorelai Gilmore: No, she's got vamoose, remember? It's the gin we need.

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Rory Gilmore: Okay, just to remind you, once again, the drink cart is right over here. Oh, and I think I spot gin. It's brown, right?

Lorelai Gilmore: I love that you think that.

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Luke Danes: Here we go:

[to Lorelai]

Luke Danes: boysenberry pie with ice cream,

[to Rory]

Luke Danes: hot fudge sundae, half a grapefruit.

Rory Gilmore: I don't want a grapefruit.

Luke Danes: It's good for you.

Rory Gilmore: Kinda my point.

Luke Danes: It's too late for her, but not for you. Eat it.

Lorelai Gilmore: The service is very rude. No tip for you.

[to Rory]

Lorelai Gilmore: In fact, he actually owes us a lot of money because we weren't supposed to be tipping him all these years.

Rory Gilmore: I know. Customarily, you do not have to tip the proprietor of an establishment.

Lorelai Gilmore: Why have we been tipping him all these years?

Rory Gilmore: We like him?

Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, that.

[to Luke]

Lorelai Gilmore: Hey, bring us some coffee, and I promise this grapefruit will be eaten.

Luke Danes: O-kay.

[leaves]

Lorelai Gilmore: How long is my nose?

Rory Gilmore: Very.

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Rory Gilmore: What'd you have in mind?

Lorelai Gilmore: I'll surprise you with it; but it's a classic Stars Hollow slate of activities.

Rory Gilmore: So we're gonna TP Taylor's house again?

Lorelai Gilmore: Oh! I wanted it to be a surprise.

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Lorelai: Acting like a dim-witted salesgirl while showing off her mother's new personal panic room "I know how to protect you from Agent Orange and Shrapnel. Ask me how!"

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Rory Gilmore: The less you tell grandma, the better.

Lorelai Gilmore: By George, I think she's got it !

Rory Gilmore: What ?

Lorelai Gilmore: I have been trying to burn that into your brain since you were a baby but you stubbornly resisted. Now a breakthrough, I'm so proud.

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