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Jason Stiles: I have a gigantic bottle of vodka at my place: the largest bottle of vodka known to man.

Lorelai Gilmore: But what will *you* drink?

Jason Stiles: Gin.

Lorelai Gilmore: Let's go.

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Richard Gilmore: Well, the girls don't know the big news about Jason and me.

Lorelai Gilmore: You're pregnant?

Richard Gilmore: We're acquiring another company.

Lorelai Gilmore: I was close.

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Lorelai Gilmore: Wile E. Coyote used them, that's how common they were.

Emily Gilmore: Who?

Lorelai Gilmore: The cartoon, he was always trying to drop an anvil on the Road Runner's head, or shoot it at him out of a giant slingshot or fire it at him out of a cannon. Inevitably, the cannon tilted up, shot it in the air, it fell down, and made an anvil shaped impression on Wile E. Coyote's head.

Emily Gilmore: This is a cartoon?

Lorelai Gilmore: No, no, this just happened to me the other day, I was walking down the street and this giant anvil... yes, Mother, it's a cartoon!

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Jason Stiles: Plants need light.

Lorelai Gilmore: They do?

Jason Stiles: It's the photo part of photosynthesize.

Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, don't some plants just synthesize?

Jason Stiles: They really need the photo part.

Lorelai Gilmore: None of the plants I had ever needed light.

Jason Stiles: Any of 'em lived?

Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, insight!

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Kirk Gleason: We won't let you down, Taylor, because not only are we going to find 20 eggs within the hour but we're going on to find 25 and then 30 and then 35 and then 40 and then 45 and then 50 until we find all 59 and take back the square!

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