Jason Stiles: I have a gigantic bottle of vodka at my place: the largest bottle of vodka known to man.
Lorelai Gilmore: But what will *you* drink?
Jason Stiles: Gin.
Lorelai Gilmore: Let's go.
Richard Gilmore: Well, the girls don't know the big news about Jason and me.
Lorelai Gilmore: You're pregnant?
Richard Gilmore: We're acquiring another company.
Lorelai Gilmore: I was close.
Lorelai Gilmore: Wile E. Coyote used them, that's how common they were.
Emily Gilmore: Who?
Lorelai Gilmore: The cartoon, he was always trying to drop an anvil on the Road Runner's head, or shoot it at him out of a giant slingshot or fire it at him out of a cannon. Inevitably, the cannon tilted up, shot it in the air, it fell down, and made an anvil shaped impression on Wile E. Coyote's head.
Emily Gilmore: This is a cartoon?
Lorelai Gilmore: No, no, this just happened to me the other day, I was walking down the street and this giant anvil... yes, Mother, it's a cartoon!
Jason Stiles: Plants need light.
Lorelai Gilmore: They do?
Jason Stiles: It's the photo part of photosynthesize.
Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, don't some plants just synthesize?
Jason Stiles: They really need the photo part.
Lorelai Gilmore: None of the plants I had ever needed light.
Jason Stiles: Any of 'em lived?
Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, insight!