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"Gilmore Girls" The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Lorelai: That's the last time I buy something just because it's furry.

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Lorelai: [to the harpist] Drella, please, a little softer.

Drella: Hey, do I look like I got "Panasonic" stamped on my ass?

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[Lorelai is begging for coffee]

Luke Danes: I can give you herbal tea and a Balance bar.

Lorelai: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.

Luke Danes: [going to fetch the coffee pot] I'm kidding.

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Lorelai: Hey, what do you think of Luke?

Rory: What do you mean?

Lorelai: I mean, do you think he's cute?

Rory: Oh, no. No way.

Lorelai: No way what?

Rory: You cannot date Luke.

Lorelai: I said nothing about dating Luke.

Rory: If you date him, you'll break up, and we'll never be able to eat there again.

Lorelai: I repeat, I said nothing about dating Luke.

Rory: Date Al from Pancake World, his food stinks.

Lorelai: I cannot believe what I'm hearing. Al's food does not stink, Al stinks.

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Rory: [about the Chilton students] They kept calling me "Mary."

Lorelai: You're kidding me. Wow, I cannot believe they still say that!

Rory: What?

Lorelai: Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.

Rory: You're kidding.

Lorelai: No.

Rory: Well, what would have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?

Lorelai: Well, they might have added a "Magdalene" to it.

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