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"Gilmore Girls" The Festival of Living Art (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Zach: [debating whether or not Gil should become a member of the band] Bottom line: Dude rocks, but dude's too old.

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Taylor Doose: Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

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Lorelai Gilmore: She was the most beautiful pink all over. She even smelled pink. That sounds weird. I can't describe it - that little, pink, baby smell. The first time her eyes focused on me and her little fingers reached out... I was someone new. She had me.

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Zach: [the band are talking about new replacement, Gil] Right here.

[points to his eyes]

Zach: He's got some lines. That blows my mind.

Brian Fuller: What is he, late thirties?

Zach: Approaching forty.

Lane Kim: Forty?

Brian Fuller: He was alive before man walked on the moon.

Zach: Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.

Lane Kim: Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.

Zach: He's had a lot of time to practice.

Brian Fuller: And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.

Lane Kim: This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...

Zach: Elderly.

Lane Kim: Excited.

Brian Fuller: He was our age when we were born.

Lane Kim: He thinks we're great.

Brian Fuller: There were no CD's when he was born.

Zach: Stop it, man. I mean it.

Lane Kim: Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.

Brian Fuller: He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.

Zach: And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.

Lane Kim: You want to stop the audition?

Brian Fuller: We shouldn't be rude.

Lane Kim: Good.

Zach: Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.

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Jackson Belleville: It's a great tradition.

Sookie St. James: And hospitals are so cold, you know, so full of infections.

Jackson Belleville: ...and dead people.

Sookie St. James: And sometimes the dead people have infections.

Jackson Belleville: ...and if they're not dead yet... they die!

Lorelai Gilmore: All true...

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Rory Gilmore: Hey, talk more like a ferret!

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