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"Gilmore Girls" The Deer Hunters (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Lorelai: I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures. I feel we've missed a prime Christmas card opportunity.

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Lorelai: Sweetie you're never gonna find the deer.

Rory: Well I'm gonna try.

Lorelai: Well I'm in heels!

Rory: Well stay in the car.

Lorelai: It's dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around...

[getting out of the car]

Rory: I have to find it.

Lorelai: Alright, wait up! So what does the deer look like? Huh? Does it have any distinguishing marks - besides the word 'Jeep' imprinted on its forehead?

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Luke Danes: You look like you need pie.

Rory: I do?

Luke Danes: Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie.

Rory: What if I'd thrown a pen?

Luke Danes: I would've brought you a trout.

Rory: What?

Luke Danes: I don't make the rules, I just carry them out.

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[Drella plays "Iron Man" on her harp]

Lorelai: No Black Sabbath.

Drella: No one's listening!

Lorelai: No Black Sabbath, no Steely Dan, no Boston, and no Queen.

Drella: What happened to make you so cold?

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Lorelai: You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything.

Rory: It was too humiliating.

Lorelai: Honey, you once told me you loved _Saved By the Bell_. What could be more humiliating than that?

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Lorelai: I'll still love you... even if you can't support me in my old age in the fabulous manner to which I plan on growing accustomed.

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Drella: How do you feel about Pat Benatar?

Lorelai: Great. Can she play the harp?

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Rory: A "D" at Stars Hollow is like an "F" at Chilton. It's worse. It's like a "G"... or a "W".

Lorelai: So I'm guessing the spelling test didn't go well, either?

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Rory: Thanks though.

Lorelai: For what?

Rory: For yelling at the Headmaster the way you did.

Lorelai: Oh, I didn't yell at him.

Rory: You called him 'il duce'!

Lorelai: Which means 'kind sir' in Cantonese.

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[during Lorelai's outburst in Headmaster Charleston's office]

Max Medina: [to Headmaster Charleston] I didn't call this place a rathole.

Lorelai: No, it's true. I added that.

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