Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Say Goodnight, Gracie (2003)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : Uh, so let's get back to the party recap. Any details you wanna tell Mommy?

  Rory : Jess and Dean got into the fight.

  Lorelai : Over you.

  Rory : I was a contributing factor.

  Lorelai : Was anyone hurt?

  Rory : No.

  Lorelai : And that's why the cops came and broke up the party?

  Rory : Yes.

  Lorelai : So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid?

  Rory : Yees.

  Lorelai : This fence is broken because of you. This crap is on the ground because of you!

  Rory : What's your point?

  Lorelai : [sings]  Did you ever know that you're my hero, You're everything I wish I could be, If could fly higher than an eagle, You are the wind beneath my wings!

• Lorelai : So, not only did you GO to a cop raided party, but you were the cause of the fight that caused the raid!

  Rory : Yes...

  Lorelai : [singing]  Did you ever know that you're my heeero. You're everything I wish I could be!

• Rory : [about Lane's backpack]  I got it, we can go.

  Lorelai : Why are you holding it like that?

  Rory : Because when Lane left it here last night it was a very different colour.

  Lorelai : Are you sure she's gonna want that back? It's been left alone all night at a keg party, there's no getting it over that. That backpack is permanently scarred, that backpack is Zelda Fitzgerald.

  Rory : Well, Zelda's going home.

  Lorelai : Ok. Your first cop-raided party, I'm just so proud!

  Rory : Moom!

  Lorelai : I just wish I could've been there.

• Lorelai : Hey, Luke.

  Luke Danes : I'm in bed. I have ten more minutes to sleep. Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things, but still, ten minutes is ten minutes. You know what I mean.

  Lorelai : Sure, yeah.

  Rory : Ten minutes is great.

  Luke Danes : And then the phone rings, and it just rings and rings and rings and rings, so I pick it up.

  Lorelai : And then hopefully got your hearing checked.

  Luke Danes : Can I finish my story?

  Lorelai : I'm just saying, that's a lot of rings.

  Luke Danes : And on the other end of the phone is someone named John who says he's Kyle's father, and Kyle threw a party last night without permission. And two guys got into a fight and tore the place apart, so John wants me to come down and take a look at the damage and discuss some sort of solution to the problem of the damages. Now, I don't know John, and I certainly don't know Kyle, but I do know someone who would get into a fight at a party and leave the place completely trashed. It's a wild guess, but I think his name rhymes with "Tess". So here I am, heading in there to talk to John about Kyle and discuss what is to be done about the hummel.