Luke: Lorelai, relax. I'm fine if you want to just forget it ever happened, really.
Lorelai: No, I don't want to forget it ever happened. It was a great kiss.
Lorelai: If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.
Lorelai: So, what do you think?
Luke: I think I'm really relieved you feel that way.
Lorelai: So you concur?
Luke: Dear God, yes.
Lorelai: Okay, fine. Maybe I did. But you didn't have to accept.
Rory: Yes, I did!
Lorelai: No, Rory, you didn't. You're 19, you're in college, you can handle your own affairs. Sorry, that's a bad choice of words you can handle your own life events.
Rory: I am late for class and you put a printing press on my backpack!
Lorelai: So make sure they like the lemon candles and that the rooms smell pretty when they get up there. And you did a great job this weekend. Great job.
Maid: Thank you.
[Lorelai gets startled by her mother]
Lorelai: Ahh! My God!
Emily Gilmore: My, what a lovely greeting.
Lorelai: How long have you been sitting there?
Emily Gilmore: 20 minutes, why?
Lorelai: You scared me.
Emily Gilmore: Like I'm Dracula.
Lorelai: No, really you scared me. Oh, my God. My heart won't stop pounding.
Emily Gilmore: Stop being so dramatic. I just came in for lunch. It's not like I did anything truly terrifying like telling you that buttcrack-bearing jeans have gone out of style.
Dean Forester: Rory.
Dean Forester: I love you.
Rory: I love you too.
[they both smile. Rory suddenly realizes that she's lying on Dean's hand, and the bed is uncomfortably small]
Rory: Oh, are you comfortable?
Dean Forester: I'm fine.
Rory: Your arm...
Dean Forester: My arm is fine.
Rory: I can move...
Dean Forester: Don't you dare move.
Rory: [she pauses, then smiles] Okay.
Rory: Okay, this is the textbook definition of a *perfect moment*.
Dean Forester: [laughs] Yeah.
Sookie St. James: Oh my god. You were kissing Luke!
Lorelai: Well, Sookie, I...
Sookie St. James: Oh! I am so glad! You two are perfect for each other. I have always thought that someday, if you just sort of turned around and opened your eyes, that you'd see it. And now you have, I'm just so damn happy!
Lorelai: Well, I'm...
Sookie St. James: You're not gonna die alone. I mean, somebody will *be* there! Somebody will know! Somebody will find the body, and call the police, and -
Lorelai: Yeah, that *is* a relief.
Rory: I was going to be practical, and I was going to be adult, and then...
Lane Kim: Yeah?
Rory: And then he walked in.
Lane Kim: Yeah?
Rory: And he kissed me, and I couldn't think! It was just - and then we...
Lane Kim: Again?
Rory: Well, once you get the hang of it, it's pretty easy to duplicate.
Lane Kim: Where?
Lane Kim: Where did you do it the second time?
Rory: Miss Patty's.
Lane Kim: You did it at Miss Patty's?
Lane Kim: She would be so proud.
Emily: I am going to Europe Richard. I'm going to Europe and I'm going to have a marvelous time! I'm going to get up at 10 and have 2 glasses of wine at lunch every single day!
Richard: Only prostitutes have 2 glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!
Richard: I can't talk to you when you're like this! I'm going to bed.
Emily: You go to bed, I'll go to France!