- Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing, and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
- Rory: There wasn't.
- Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
- Rory: I love you, Mom.
- Lorelai: Shh. I'm getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was...
- Emily Gilmore: [looking at a picture of Lorelai with an injured, broken leg] What's this?
- Lorelai: Well, that's me, Mom.
- Emily Gilmore: I know it's you. You're wearing a cast.
- Lorelai: Yeah, that's when I broke my leg.
- Emily Gilmore: You broke your leg?
- Lorelai: Yeah, 3 years ago during a yoga class.