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"Gilmore Girls" Lorelai's Graduation Day (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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Paris: So I told her, "Look missy - "

Rory: You called your advisor "Missy"?

Paris: It was attitudinal. I said I'm not taking AP calculus from Henneman. I'm going with Branch. Branch is a graduate of MIT and HenX-Mozilla-Status: 8000 X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 neman went to Berkeley. Berkeley! I mean, he may have majored in math but what did he minor in? Bean sprouts? Forget it. And I'm telling my advisor all this, Mrs. Schlosser, and I look down in her trash can and there's this half-eaten banana in there. Nothing else. And I pictured her sitting in this shoe box of an office eating a banana all by herself and I almost felt sorry for her, but then she questioned my judgement about Berkeley so I eviscerated her. I mean, she was welling up at the end, but she had the decency to hold it in until I was gone. I have enough faculty recommendations to run for student council, so I don't need her anyway. My locker's this way.

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Lorelai: My father?

Emily Gilmore: Yes, remember him? Tall, bowtie?

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Lorelai: Hey, is Jackson in the house? Let me hear you say ehh!

Jackson Belleville: [half asleep] Ehh.

Lorelai: A new toy!

Rory: Shameless...

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Lorelai: Do you know how much pressure I felt? Do you? All last week, I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest!

Rory: A giant man?

Lorelai: And his giant brother.

Rory: Did they have names?

Lorelai: Clem and Clem. Same names. Which did not reflect well on the imagination of their mothers.

Rory: Mother.

Lorelai: Mothers. There were two Clems.

Rory: Yeah, 'cause they were brothers.

Lorelai: Yes, so they had mothers.

Rory: You're drawing me into your drunken world.

Lorelai: It's not a bad place to be, my friend.

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