- Rory: Hug-a-World!
- Lorelai: What?
- Rory: Hug-a-World, it's my Hug-a-World.
- Lorelai: Where's the world?
- Rory: It's faded.
- Lorelai: Oh, wait, I can see something.
- Rory: Canada.
- Lorelai: Canada, nice. Okay.
- Rory: What are you doing?
- Lorelai: I'm throwing it out.
- Rory: You can't throw out Hug-a-World.
- Lorelai: I'm not throwing out Hug-a-World, I'm throwing out Hug-a-Canada.
- Lorelai: I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish, you get to buy an outfit. I'll do just about anything if I can buy an outfit!
- Taylor Doose: I have every right to make the necessary renovations to the building that I am paying good money to lease.
- Luke Danes: Taylor, if any other person in this town pulled a stunt like this in front of your market, you'd have them arrested.
- Taylor Doose: I have acquired all the necessary permits to do exactly what I'm doing, and all of this has been looked over and approved by the town magistrate.
- Luke Danes: You're the town magistrate!
- Taylor Doose: And as such, if you have any complaints about me, you may take them up with me.