Luke sponsors a girls' soccer team, but takes issue with the team's tough play. Lorelai is distressed when her dog is sick and she can't seem to find a way to help it. Jess makes a return with a gift to Rory. He has a run-in with Logan and makes it clear to Rory how he feels about the life he sees her living. Written by
Peter Brandt Nielsen
Did You Know?
The title for this episode comes from a line in the song "Back in the USSR," by The Beatles. See more
When Lorelai tries to convince Luke to sponsor the soccer team, she says it would be "free advertising". Luke sponsoring the team would NOT be free - he'd have to pay for the jerseys and, therefore, the advertising. See more
I tried so hard. I have a list of things that he's afraid of on the fridge. And I try to do the right thing. I should not have socialized him at Kirk's doggy day care the other day. I should have taken him to the best doggy day care in the country, even if it was in Seattle. That's where I should have taken him.
He's fine hanging with Kirk.
I did this wrong. I did this all wrong! How could I have let this happen? How did I not see it coming? How didn't I step in and do something? And why can't ...
Written by Alan Lomax
, John Lomax
, and Frank Warner
Performed by Amy Kuney See more