Rory Gilmore: [to Lane, after running away from Doose's market after being kissed] I got kissed.
[Holds up a box of starch]
Rory Gilmore: And I shoplifted.
[Rory is freaking out about Dean]
Rory: I just don't want to do or say anything else that's going to be completely moronic.
Lorelai: I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.
Rory: You're my *mother*!
Lorelai: Stop saying "mother" like that.
Rory: Like what?
Lorelai: Like there should be something after it.
Lorelai: I'm going to be so cool in there, you will mistake me for Shaft.