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"Gilmore Girls" I Solemnly Swear (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

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[Lorelai displays a cootie catcher]

Lorelai: Pick a color.

Sookie: Pink!

Lorelai: 'Cause you're a girl.

Sookie: Exactly.

Lorelai: P-i-n-k. Pick a number.

Sookie: Five.

Lorelai: You will marry Shaun Cassidy and cheat with David.

Sookie: Well, good for me.

Lorelai: My turn.

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Jackson Belleville: You ruined Creedence for me!

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Sookie: Jackson's taken a lot of courses through the Learning Center, and he loves it. He took beekeeping -

Lorelai: Jackson keeps bees?

Sookie: No, it turned out he was allergic. One stung his lip and his whole head blew up to three times its normal size.

Michel Gerard: Please tell me you have pictures?

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Sookie: What's that? It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Jackson and his atomic pea tendrils!

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Emily Gilmore: [On the phone with her lawyer] Tomorrow morning is completely unacceptable. It's unacceptable because I'm paying you three hundred dollars an hour. So turn that little near-luxury car around, go back to your office, and fax me that libelous scrap of paper.

Lorelai: Ask him if he can pick up some ice cream, too.

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Paris Geller: Have you looked over the votes for commencement speaker?

Rory Gilmore: Yeah.

Paris Geller: Are the ones for Princess Diana's butler jokes or real?

Rory Gilmore: I'd say jokes.

Paris Geller: What about the ones for Dr. Phil?

Rory Gilmore: I think real.

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Emily Gilmore: Her lawyer knows we asked for this deposition. How do you think it's going to look when you refuse to testify for your own mother?

Lorelai: Like it's none of my business.

Emily Gilmore: Oh, and I'm sure the twelve rocket scientists they assemble as a jury of my peers will see it that way.

Lorelai: Honestly, Mom, I doubt they'll be able to find twelve people in the state of Connecticut who haven't been fired by you.

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Sookie: Joe and I worked together one summer up in the Berkshires.

Joe Mastoni: Oh, God, we had a wild time that summer, didn't we?

Lorelai: You had a wild time, huh? Do tell.

Sookie: We'd all work fourteen hours straight, party 'til dawn, then pile in Joe's van and wake up in New Hampshire or Maine with just enough time to get back for the next shift.

Joe Mastoni: We had a real interesting crew. Sookie, me, Feldman, Mellon, Bung...

Lorelai: Bung?

Sookie: He was the grill man. He had been up there for a couple years already, but Joe and I were both in prep.

Lorelai: And I repeat; Bung?

Alex Lesman: Don't look at me. I'm still wondering if Mellon's a man or a woman.

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Alex Lesman: We've got the business model planned out, there's a couple of prime locations we're interested in. The only thing left to do besides build the place is pick a name.

Lorelai: Oh, little tip, don't choose anything cute.

Sookie: Like Jitters.

Lorelai: Or Spill the Beans.

Sookie: Or Higher Ground.

Lorelai: Or The Mudhouse.

Alex Lesman: Actually, I kinda like that.

Lorelai: Oh, me too. We call dibs.

Alex Lesman: I thought you were opening an inn.

Lorelai: Well, we wanna keep our options open.

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