- Lorelai Gilmore: You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
- Rory Gilmore: Hmm.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I mean, think about it, you never here the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
- Emily Gilmore: Oh dear God.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Poodle is another funny word.
- Emily Gilmore: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
- Lorelai Gilmore: In fact if you put oy and poodle in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase. You know, like, oy with the poodles already!
- Rory Gilmore: Hehe.
- Lorelai Gilmore: So from now one when the perfect circumstances arrise, we will use out favortie new catch phrase...
- Rory Gilmore: Oy with the poodles already!
- Lorelai Gilmore: I'm telling you, it's knocking Whatcha doing Willis? right out of first place.
- Emily Gilmore: Lorelai for God's sake be quiet.
- Kirk: What do you think of this suit?
- Luke: It's fine.
- Kirk: I got it for Sookie's wedding. I read an article in the paper recently that said that weddings are an excellent place to meet women.
- Luke: Well if it was in the paper, it must be true.
- Kirk: I hope so, Because I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
- Christopher Hayden: You know I have a room upstairs .
- Lorelai Gilmore: You were that sure you'd get lucky?
- Christopher Hayden: I never dreamed I'd get this lucky.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh that's good.